A.D.D. and the blog

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and anyone else who needs to laugh.

In the past few minutes It seems I’ve been overrun with the craziest content the web has to offer.
O.k maybe not the craziest but certainly laughable.

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Such a tragic story causing a good date to end too soon. This is a joke, as this is from The Onion, an on line “news” service that prints quite a few phony baloney news stories. Oddly enough, if you don’t realize this is some kind of joke, you might actually freak out. Other news stories of theirs include dumb toy fatalities and “trial separation”. So if you need a laugh or two, check out the Onion and read on just how silly things COULD be.

Around the Atlanta area, the pollen has been really bad as of late. A black car my neighbor has has turned a yellowish-green. People with allergies are suffereing… Those without are too. There’s so much pollen in the air, it’s clogging me up.

I got to talking with a buddy about this and this little snippet came up. According to him:

Remember his words of wisdom next time you’re cleaning your car off. Suddenly, I have new found respect for the janitor that works in porno studios.

I need sleep, dang it.

Whether you’re an old pro or just a beginner wanting to improve his breast identification and labeling skills, this adult flash game is for you, because everyone should be able to quickly identify a real set of boobs from the fake. You never know when this will come in handy.

I scored a 15 out of 20 correct. Not quite a pro yet but a nice showing none the less.

Flash Game: Silicon Challenge

I discovered this evening that someone was hotlinking to an image on my site.
I’m a little ashamed to say that I’m having a ball with the power this gives me.
For those who don’t know, If you link to an image from someone else’s site and display it on yours or anywhere else it’s called hotlinking and is a form of bandwidth theft. It also gives someone else the power to change said image to what ever they like, which is exactly what I did. I figure since I’m paying for the bandwidth I minus well take advantage of it and advertise.
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I’ve just hooked up my new pc and the anxiety is overwhelming!! Everything is different, the font, the screen resolution, the icons their size and color tone, the speed of the mouse which I keep adjusting but just can’t get right.
Isn’t this supposed to be a joyful experience? What’s wrong with me.
I think it’s about time we all start talking about the pains and anxieties of introducing a new PC into our homes.
This cold stranger with the new and clean keyboard, no sticking buttons, none at all.
No pictures or videos that you’re scared the kids might find.
No Bookmarks!!! must I copy EVERYTHING I loved about my old PC, the one I affectionately referred to as “My Whore”.
My husband keeps referring to this PC as “My New Whore”, But that just feels wrong.

I’m going to ask Mr. Smirnoff and I’ll let ya’ll know what he says………….To Be Continued