01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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I disagree I like the gays
By George Bush on 07.15.06 10:56 am | Permalink
Your hilarious George!
By Angalee on 07.19.06 12:29 pm | Permalink
1) gay marriage does not encourage people to be gay
2)The doors to crazy behavior has already been opened and gay marriages are not even legal yet.
3)Women are not properties. I am a woman and I cannot be bought.You must think really bad of yourself to label yourself as property.
4)Black and whites marry all the time. Study your statistics before making comments
5)Gay parents does not produce gay children. My aunt is straight and she has five straight and two gay. You don’t know what you are talking about
6) If divorce was illegal then why don’t you get locked away in jail every time someone divorces.
Sounds to me that you really don’t know what you are talking about and dont think too much of yourself either
By nadine on 07.30.06 11:08 pm | Permalink
Hi,
Lvette told me about this and I really like it. It makes total sense. I wish more straight people thought this way. Thanks for being an understanding, tolerant person. BTW, tell Richard that you and him both are invited to the committment ceremony next year. Take care
By Adrien on 08.01.06 9:05 am | Permalink
Holy hell, this Nadine person does not know sarcasm at all. … Unless she’s being sarcastic too. … Umm… Either extremely stupid or extremely brilliant. Damn it! Now I’m confused! ^^
(PS: Click on the re-post link…)
By Fluxxdog on 08.02.06 9:55 pm | Permalink
Adriens Back!!! I love it, Thank you
We are very excited about the adventure your taking on with dear Ursula.
100% supportive and there for you both.
I love you
Angalee
By Angalee on 08.03.06 3:45 pm | Permalink
I love you too and so does Ursula. Great Blog.
By Adrien on 08.04.06 3:36 pm | Permalink
I used to totally get sarcasm. Now I must be an idiot because I had to read your comments to figure our you weren’t crazy. Very funny!
By Kristi on 08.10.06 12:55 pm | Permalink
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I agree 100%.
By Tanis on 08.14.06 8:20 pm | Permalink
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