You know what pollen is, right? It’s the plant version of sperm. So all that pollen everywhere? It’s like Mother Earth got one hell of a money shot.
Around the Atlanta area, the pollen has been really bad as of late. A black car my neighbor has has turned a yellowish-green. People with allergies are suffereing… Those without are too. There’s so much pollen in the air, it’s clogging me up.
I got to talking with a buddy about this and this little snippet came up. According to him:
“You know what pollen is, right? It’s the plant version of sperm. So all that pollen everywhere? It’s like Mother Earth got one hell of a money shot.”
Remember his words of wisdom next time you’re cleaning your car off. Suddenly, I have new found respect for the janitor that works in porno studios.
I need sleep, dang it.
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I have to quote your friend: …Mother Earth got one hell of a money shot!
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